So, some people are trying very hard to make “Straight Pride” a thing. I’m going to take a moment out of my day to explain why it isn’t and why it shouldn’t be.
Look! I have a list!
- No one is oppressing straight people.
- No one is telling you to pray the straight away.
- No one is going to beat you up just because you’re straight.
- No one is going to refuse you medical treatment because you’re straight.
- No one is going to deny you an adoption because you’re straight.
- Your right to marry has never been denied because you’re straight.
- You are not going to be thrown in prison because you’re straight.
- There is no country on Earth where you can be put to death for being straight.
- You will never have to fight the psychological medical field to have being straight removed from the list of mental disorders.
- You aren’t going to be told you can’t give blood because you’ve had sex in the last year/six months because you’re straight.
- Your family isn’t going to throw you out of the house when you tell them you’re straight.
- You are not at risk of losing your job just because you’re straight in twenty nine states in the US.
- You will not be evicted from a rented apartment or house because you are straight.
- No one will refuse you service because you are straight.
- You will not be told by your religion that you are going to burn in hell for being straight.
- No one is going to ask you if you’ve really, really tried not being straight.
- You will never have to search for representations of straight people in mass media.
- Your sexuality does not get treated as a kink in pornography.
- No one is ever going to tell you that you just haven’t met the right person of the same gender yet.
- Your straightness will never be debated.
What’s happened is that you’ve looked around and seen not straight people having parades, you’ve seen them fighting for basic human rights. And you’re feeling left out. So you want your very own pride movement.
But pride movements don’t come out of thin air. They come out of systematic oppression of minority groups by the majority. They come from a place where the oppressed have been pushed so far that there is no place else to push them.
Pride movements do not come from a place of joy in being what you are. They do not come from comfort with your place in society.
Pride movements are acts of defiance. They are the collective roar of “No more!” They are the point where the oppressed push back.
Not being oppressed is not a type of oppression. Stop pretending that you are.